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Dog Water 

When your complete ass at something...
Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water
Dog Water by DooDoo_Balls August 4, 2021

hotdog water 

hotdog water is whats in bottom feeder carts the worst of the worst. It is pure pesticides and toxic heavy metals. It tastes like chemicals and gorilla ass.
nigga 1: aye bronem you want to hit this
nigga 2: fuck no I aint hittin that hotdog water thats fucking gorilla ass
hotdog water by urmumlikedick August 7, 2021

Moon water 

Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .
Hey Danny, we going to moon water tomorrow?

That moon water the other night was beautiful!
Moon water by Justthatdude August 8, 2021

Chinese water bagel 

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
Chinese water bagel by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Bog water 

When you have the best sex of your life then steam comes out.
"That shit was good and all, but what the fuck was up with the 'bog water'?"
Bog water by BoominBorscht August 24, 2021