whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't by Aidag June 1, 2018

PDA's 

Public Displays of Affection

Basically any physical (hugging,kissing,holding hands,groping,etc) interactions (except for sex of any kind) in public, most of the time around sad single people that don't wanna see that shit.

Cory and Tonya: *making out*

Me: Can you guys tone it down the PDA's a bit? You guys have only been dating for like two days.

PDA's by Grh_fml December 22, 2018

hitler's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Adolf Hitler, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, making him the best first person shooter gamer EVAR.

John: Hey, what's Hitler's kdr?
Jack: It's OVER 9000!!!!
John: What? 9000!?

hitler's kdr by mlitj frest meat April 11, 2011

cut to the dog's dick 

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

cut to the dog's dick by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

that's crazy

It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....

Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'

Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'

that's crazy by hapahacker February 10, 2010

simon's cat 

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting

"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"

simon's cat by whydidimakethisoops January 24, 2018

gentleman's week 

A leisurely 3 day work or school week.

Since I was already leaving for the tropics on Friday, I elected to skirt my obligations on Thursday as well and call it a gentleman's week.

gentleman's week by Doctor Hate September 30, 2006