Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Bender goggles

Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.

Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.

Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to

take your man card off you bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 18, 2026

Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.

I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.

by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024

Scromble Gongle

A form of ascension in which a regular mortal elevates to the power of an immortal.

"Yo I heard Vishnu achieved a Scromble Gongle last sunday"

by anonymous December 16, 2024

James Goobles

A man who is typically represented as Mike Bobaguard's mortal enemy. He hates Xeltora (Saturifier) due to the fact he doesn't respect Mike Gorbitrough (His best friend).

Attractive woman: Look there's James Goobles!
Attractive woman #2: Holy god! He's so hot!

by jamesgoobles January 1, 2025

Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”

"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"

by OC2025 July 21, 2025

ayala goggles

when students at ruben s. ayala highschools are so chopped that people who are typically viewed as unattractive, becomes attractive.

John: "yo ___ is so pretty"
Jamal: "hell naw twin, ayala goggles fr"

by foottickler69420 July 26, 2025