stuttering cunt

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, after which her orgasm drips out the sperm at even intervals.

Man, I was with that girl from that club the other night, and when I tapped that ass, she had a stuttering cunt like a sprinkler!

by Thedoc318 October 28, 2007

custard cunt

a woman who sleeps around so much she constantly has some guys "custard" in her vagina

"That chick is a real custard cunt"

by Hannmontana June 16, 2008

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL February 20, 2011

Lying Cunt

A person who plays along in a relationship,continuously lies and is insincere
syn: asshole

-girl finds out her boyfriend of 6 years was having an affair with another chick for a year-
(text message to boy)

Girl : You are a lying cunt!

by karmamagic19 January 8, 2020

Nun's Cunt

Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.

Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.

by TheKidTK February 21, 2011

cunt mouth

1. a person with an excessively filthy mouth

2. a person who can be found with their head between the legs of a women at anytime of the day

1. person A - sir, this is a daycare center, could u please stop swearing.
Person B - YA, stop being such a cunt mouth around the kids

2. person A - dude, where were you, i was calling all day.
person B - oh sorry, trixy came over and well, one thing led to another and, i was a real cunt mouth to her.

by Enrique Salazar February 19, 2006

cuntsucker

opposite of cocksucker.
it is a derogatory comment for a man who sucks a womens cunt, or vaginal area.

That guy is so whipped over her. He is a cuntsucker.

by corianel March 28, 2009