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The Garden

gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.
X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.
The Garden by Jesus599 March 24, 2010
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The Gary 

when a girl drags her vagina across your face and leaves a slime trail
my was drenched after giving me The gary
The Gary by Chad wensworth November 6, 2015
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bullface the great camel jockey 

a camel jockey who reminds me of a constapated bulldog. when he smile, you can see shit stains in his teeth, from stacie.

shooting the gap 

during the act of defecation, as stool leaves the body flush simultaneously to suck the stool down in one fluid motion to expose maximum smell control
a: "yo dude I gotta deuce"
b: "ah man me too, can you shoot the gap so I can go right after?"poop stool defecation smell
shooting the gap
shooting the gap by poop prank craig September 24, 2011

The Game 

An overrated 'gangsta' rapper who showed some inital promise with his decent debut album, "The Documentary" in which The Game provided a more introsepctive take on things then his former G-Unit comrades, even if the album had a number of weak songs on it. He also had to thank the guys who produced his debut album such as Dr Dre and Kanye West since they basically made the album what it was, making up for his moments of lyrical wackness.

However, instead of developing into a better rapper for his second album, "The Docter's Advocate" he followed the same subject matter except this time he spent the whole album name-checking Dr Dre even though Dre didn't contribute to the album at all. It got to the point you wondered whether or not he was secretly in love with Dre. Also, the production wasn't as good as before meaning the experience of him going on about Dre was made even worst!

He's releasing a third album called "LAX" which is meant to be his last album and if so then good riddance! (Looks forward to Game getting out-rapped by all the guests on his own album....)
Game Fanboy: "The Game is betta than G-Unot coz hes a real G and The Documentary is a classic!"

Me: "STFU he's near enough just as wack as 50 cent, only slightly better and if The Documentary is a classic then hell must have frozen over with flying pigs inhabiting it!"
The Game by eonerf August 17, 2008

The Graham James 

When you cum on someone's feet then give them a blow-job.
"On a road trip to Disneyland, we stopped for the night at a Super 8. As soon as I thought my buddy was asleep, I surprised him with The Graham James."
The Graham James by StickyFeet October 22, 2009

Oscar The Grouch 

Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.
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