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Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.
The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.
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Bikini beans

I can tell the ocean water is cold because Kylee just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.
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Bean

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Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.
"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"
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Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.
“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”
by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025
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Bean Hair

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