uncle beaner 

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

uncle beaner by zuesbeans October 24, 2006

Ridin' Beaner 

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat

Me, Jose, and Paco were Ridin' Beaner last night

Ridin' Beaner by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007

5 beans 

Also referred to as 5 dollars.

Me: how much does that pack cost?

Rob: "5 beans".

5 beans by Yeabrah July 4, 2016

Gacha Beans Gc 

The gay people who caused all of the things to go wrong in the world, for example, 9/11, COVID, etc.

“Mommy, what’s that?”
“Don’t look sweetie, it’s the Gacha Beans Gc”

Gacha Beans Gc by antagonisticOctopi June 13, 2021

Sniff my beans 

May be used instead of "suck my balls" when situation proves that it's inappropriate, or when speaking to a child. Either way, it gets the point across, in an innocent way.

"Yeah, yeah Sean, sniff my beans."

Sniff my beans by sniffmybeans May 6, 2010

Billy Beane 

The God of Major League Baseball.

Billy Beane is the smartest man on Earth and will forever change the game of baseball.

"In Billy We Trust"

Billy Beane by Baked Beanes June 11, 2006

Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.

Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle

Beaner weiner by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010