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Man Jousting

When two men verbally argue in a bid to see who is in some way better. It is generally very distracting and can sometimes be used to distract each man from whatever work they may be trying to avoid
Jacky: I heard you are sloppy at your job
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work
by AbbeyRu June 17, 2019
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Rubberband Man

1. Everyone's favoured musician

2. Someone who sells drugs and keeps his money sealed with a rubber-band
3. A man who sells rubber-bands
Rubberband Man

1. ''Hey did you see that short fat guy who stretched a band between his toes? But hey I laughed so hard because the man got down when it finally reached his nose!''

2. ''Hey did you see the Rubber-Band Man anywhere? I am having withdrawals, I need that okie-coke''

3. ''did you see the Rubber-Band Man around the corner? He has White bands, Blue Bands, Red Bands and a lot more its crazy!''
by angry toast but scottish April 9, 2023
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mongey man

pronunciation:( Mu-Gee Man) a person that is so powerful that they know who joe is.
(scenery: boxing match)

Sleepy: bro, you so powerful. howww?
Adam: lets just say, am mongey man

*blasts everything including sleepy 1000000 miles away
sleepy: *slams into the ground and says*: bro, you really are the mongey man
Adam: i know sleepy, i know. 0(o ∆ o)0 <-mongey face
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Man Turkey

The hairstyle of a man with long hair, who wears a headband, and forces his hair to stick up on the top of his head.
Woah! Check out that douchebag's Man Turkey!
by Skat8rB0y69 May 14, 2015
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Luxembourg man

a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier League club Manchester United and captains the Portugal national team.
by Niyas Paranki October 6, 2022
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man pound

Hold out your hand. Gaze upon it. Then make a fist. Not for punching, cheering, nor jeering; rather, for pounding man.
Limply hold your clenched first towards a friend, passerby, or anyone within reach and proudly proclaim your desire to 'man pound'.
With the blessing of Odin your request will be fulfilled as the person (or animal) you've saddled with such a loft request follows in your stead and, gingerly or not, touches their fist to yours.

Man pound. It is done.
"Uh, hey... do you like wings... on Wednesdays? Yes? Man pound!"
*brandish your clenched hand and ashen knuckles*
by HUEHUEHUEHUE1 August 22, 2018
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Man-tart

A promiscuous man who has sex with anyone.
The man-tart went off with the prostitute for a night of fun.
by Wardy02 July 5, 2018
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