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Do you believe in God? 

Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"

Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"

Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."

Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
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(C.O.G.)Children of God 

Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.
(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.
Quite ingenious phrase said in response to being surprised/shocked. Originated in Los Angeles CA in 2008 but came into popular use/vogue in Urving Tx.
VK comes out of the bathroom decked out in velour sweatpants, belly shirt and pigtails with leftover coconut chutney smeared on her cheek

S- Oh god!
Oh god by shivuFk January 7, 2009

On god no cap !!! 

People who use this phrase is lying to you most likely.
They're over dramatizing the initial incident.
Cringy tweet: no nigga can touch my girl , cuz ion have a girl

Person 2: On god no cap !!!
Person 2 has 300 girls after him before he post that.
Person 2 is a fuckboy
On god no cap !!! by aatims April 30, 2019
A male who is irrisistable to anyone of the female gender. Usually tall dark and handsome, and he usually carries around a large one-eyed-trouser-snake. Beware, a man of this title may cause you to loose all control over your mind and body, as if you were off your face drunk.
Tammy: Wow, Nick is a total Sex God, when I see him I nearly wet myself with excitement!!

Juliette: Oh I know, he makes me ovulate.
Sex God by Mattie-Louise April 27, 2009

It's a God thing.

A saying used by the Christian right to evangelize in a socially acceptable manner.
Excellent! that handbag I wanted is still here, and it is on sale! It's a God thing.
My DWI got dismissed even after I ran over an entire family of hippies here in rural Texas, It's a God thing.
It's a God thing. by PITA December 9, 2012