The hardest thing

My vainly ahh dihh

Yo he’s hard as shit that has the to be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen.

by Why is ever handle used April 11, 2025

The neck thing

A strange manoeuvre performed by a person in which they obstruct the blood in their carotid artery using their thumb and index finger whilst cradling their chin with their hand.

Example 1: Jaydyn: Look at that guy, he’s doing the neck thing! Haha

Alex: Haha yes that is funny. Look at him

Example 2:

Amanda: What’s he doing with his neck?

Craig: That’s the neck thing. It helps with glandular fever apparently.

by DanglyGuy May 12, 2025

the most scary thing ever

boo

Person: im gonna do the most scary thing ever
Person 2: lalalalllalallala
Person: boo
Person 2: AHH!! dont do that it is the most scary thing ever

by bubblingtea May 23, 2025

Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing

S.L.U.T.—"Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing"—is the second track off of Bea Miller’s chapter three: yellow EP and the official lead single of her second album, Aurora.

The song's lyrics are an implicit reference to slut-shaming, which the singer openly defies.

I love myself, I wanna see it
When I turn around, look in the mirror
And if you don't like it, you can leave it
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
If you don't like what I'm wearing
Well, you're only bothered 'cause you're staring
And you'll never talk me into caring
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it

I'ma do just what I want on the regular
And it's really not my fault if you're scared of a

Sweet little unforgettable thing, unforgettable
Sweet little unforgettable thing, so incredible
No and I'm not sorry, I'm just loving my body
I don't care if you're scared of a sweet little unforgettable thing

I love my ass, I wanna shake it
You can thank my mama 'cause she made it
Don't you waste your breath trying to change it
Just mind your own and I'll keep owning it
We gotta learn to stick together
Love your colour, gender or whatever
'Cause your happiness don't need a censor
Just mind your own and we'll keep owning it
...

Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change
Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change (No, no, no)
...

by bitchuck May 25, 2025

do you think im only fans to you

somthing retarded luzu said

spoopy: who want to see my cock
luzu: do you think im only fans to you

by jurkin2fortniteskins June 16, 2025

The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!

"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"

by Zeuleus June 23, 2025