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The finger of the Lorm

When all your friends had a great night, but you only minorly enjoyed the evening.
Person 1: "Wow, so you all got laid? "
Person 2: "Well most of us did but Tijm only had the finger of the Lorm!"
by Cloacale uitstulping December 14, 2017
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Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017
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Highland finger

A single index finger lifted from the steering wheel when acknowledging another driver when using passing places appropriately on single-track roads in the Highlands of Scotland.
They let me pass so I gave them a Highland Finger
by Jingle Bangles April 22, 2018
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shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like
Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!
by Wayback boys December 28, 2017
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cigarette finger

When you smoke, your finger turns yellow
Terry has awful cigarette finger. He must smoke a pack a day.
by 7MVsjUk May 3, 2018
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Linger Finger

Artheretic women lingers her finger on a midgets sweaty knee cap during oral sex while her pussy juice flows from her nostrils and a horrible smell is released from the midgets pleasure spot on a sunny day in January.
That linger finger stank like pussy in the raw!
by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018
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The finger rule

The rule is a game, were you have to make an OK sign with your hands below the waist; If someone sees it then you can do one punch to them. If the person who sees it puts their finger in the hand and gets it out without being caught, they get to punch you 5 times.
billy used the finger rule on his friend, but his friend quickly put his finger inside. Billy got punched five times.
by ULTIMATERIZUUMANN January 22, 2018
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