hydra-dick

A legendary condition marked by the development of two opposable cocks to the right and left of the original one. The original cock remains stationary, but the other two can manuver in a multitude of ways. Only two men are known to have this condition. One goes my the name of Jim, the other is is black half-brother Koss. (note that Koss only possesses the Hydra-dick one day out of the week)

I saw that shit man! He had a hydra-dick!

by keith.derving April 30, 2008

triple dicks

Thirty dollars or three tens. From the film "The Jerk" with Steve Martin where the guy wants him to fix his glasses. He gives Steve Martin three tens or triple dicks as he calls them. Means he gives him thirty dollars or triple dicks.

Fix these glasses sucker. How much do I owe you? Here's triple dicks keep the change.

by eyegotballs March 2, 2010

dick-sniffer

1. An unpleasant or unintelligent person.
2. A person who is addicted to the aroma (odor) of the penis.
Originated in the East End of London in 1836. Was often used by Town-Cryers.

1. Stop being such a dick-sniffer and let me pay by credit card.
2. Do not go in the rest-room. I hear the dick-sniffer is on the prowl.

by Bulbudda Ramujasbah July 18, 2004

skiiers dick

Caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.

Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"

by Rick Slender November 15, 2006

Dick Cheneyed

To get reprimanded by an authority figure (boss, instructor etc...) who made a mistake in reprimanding you and then be made to apologize for it by that same authority figure.

I can't believe you apologized to the entire class for Professor Franklin's overreaction to your loud chewing in class! You got Dick Cheneyed man!

by endid;pcoi May 5, 2010

Dick whistle

Slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin penis, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.

That sounded terrible, austin needs to tune that dick whistle to a b flat

by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011

nice dick

usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.

Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.

by sticky bagle December 9, 2008