rusty box cutter

That bastard had a rusty box cutter, and now my box is burning.
by Villa2 February 17, 2005
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Tampa Bay Box Shark

(scientic name: tiburon/boxeo) a rare species of half shark, half junky found in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico; Native to the Tampa Bay area, box sharks typically migrate in the summer to the sand bars of Treasure Island Beach, FL; Here, the box sharks spends the entire summer mating and following trails of drifting lettuce until a pod of baby hippos are located; Baby hippos make up approximately 99% of the box shark's diet, with 1% being sand dollars and starfish; throughout the year box sharks frequently ride the Florida Gulf Stream down and around peninsular Florida to prey on the marine life of South Beach and Biscayne Bay. For two and a half decades, the baby hippos of Central and South Florida have neared extinction because of the primitive Tampa Bay Box Shark.
Brent, where did that baby hippo you were feeding go? I don't know man, she went underwater to grab me a starfish... what do you think could have happened?! A Tampa Bay Box Shark is what happened, I'm sorry bro.
by Jungle Junky June 15, 2010
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Raw doggin' in the fart box

Jack took a drunk Jane home and all he could think about was raw doggin' in the fart box.
by scubz December 23, 2008
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tounge punch the fart box

When one sticks his/her tounge in thier partners ass hole, using his/her tounge in a punching motion.
Bro, my goal tonight is to bring that hot girl home so I can tounge punch the fart box!
by bronamithclan October 04, 2010
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get out my box

1. When talking in a messenger pm box with someone annoying, on a chat client such as YIM, AIM or MSN, it's used to say "Stop Pming me" or "Fuck off" to the person you're talking to.
"Get out my box! before I put ur ass on iggy!"
by gRuVeKiTtY August 11, 2005
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gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree
Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."
by stockman09 March 27, 2011
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opening Pandora's box

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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