ur-doggin-me

when a person and/or group of people are interferring with daily activities; breaking from the social norm; and, but not limited to, disrupting his/hers mental state of mind to the point of hindering a persons constitutional right of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Eric that girl your talking to is 12, ur-doggin-me

by UR-Doggin-me April 1, 2011

Tickle Me Emo

Like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but fur is all black, matted and oily. And when you tickle it, it doesn't do anything.

I dyed my Elmo black and took out the batteries. Now it's a Tickle Me Emo!

by Aquatic November 30, 2009

Call Me Karizma

Makes great music for people with mental health problems or any other people.

Hey you should listen to call me karizma

I do listen to him, I’ve been listening since black and blue came out!

by GayTrash09 June 13, 2018

Color me indian

A phrase which expresses disbelief with a feeling of scorn.

Well color me indian if thats true.

by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 27, 2007

eat me out

To suck a girls clit good and finger her

Girlfriend:daddy are you going to eat me out tonight
Boyfriend:of course mama

by theprettyhoelol September 8, 2018

Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018