sackstache

Testicular hair. Often a source of pride for Millennials unable to achieve a proper ironic mustache.

Hipster A: Bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular "unknown" brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.

by Zafu Quazar January 25, 2016

Shucks

A TMR (The Maze Runner)

Swear word/ insult

Minho: You're the shuckiest shuck faced shuck ever

(Not meant to be shucks, it is actually shuck)

by LimeSky_ August 2, 2016

succstressful

When you somehow manage to be become stressed after all your hard work trying not to be stressed.

Bob: Hey buddy, you look like you got hit by a train. Are those grey hairs I see popping up on your head?

Jim: Yes Bob, I've finally reached the my goal of becoming succstressful after all those years.

by Runitdude July 4, 2016

suck pile

Another term for "69". Simultaneous oral sex.

Oh Debby, I love when we form a suck pile.

by Daaaaaaaad4321 June 5, 2016

suck a dick fred

It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass

Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....

by goat your friend October 11, 2016

suck chug

The act of sucking a small flaccid dick.

Jane had to suck chug to get her next fix.

by tiger mtn October 11, 2016

stuckstatus

The status of being stuck. Ur in a cloud of smoke not wanting to move, lost in the clouds, smoked too much and got too damn high!!

#1: aye homie let's go
#2: hold up, give me a minute fool
#1: WTF? Whatcha mean hold up...cmon
#2: I'm on stuckstatus....damn homie

by SilliMonsta310 May 20, 2016