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Spaghetti-Pisser 

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
Spaghetti-Pisser by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
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all pissed out 

Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.
I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”
all pissed out by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

Pee-pisser 

im a pee-pisser
Pee-pisser by logan dedres April 25, 2022

twitter pisser 

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter
i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

Annoying Pisser 

That team picking back to back in a fantasy football draft and lets the clock tick down to 1 second for each pick.
If you're ever in a draft with a team named 'Philly's Finest", watch out, he's an Annoying Pisser!
Annoying Pisser by KandKx2 July 21, 2022

Uber-Pissed 

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED
Uber-Pissed by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

pink pisser 

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink
Andrea: I ate so much dragonfruit that my piss is pink!
Amrisha: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.
pink pisser by Yuri de Aristel September 28, 2022