Fat Ho On a Bike 

A drink or shot made with equal parts Tequila, Amaretto and a splash of coke.

or

A fat ho, literally riding a bike. Preferrably in tight spandex.

Let me get a shot of a FHOAB. A few of those I will surely be taking one home tonight.

or

OMG, look at that Fat Ho On A Bike, it's not really socially acceptable for obese sluts to be exercising...in public

Fat Ho On a Bike by E Dub705 January 17, 2008

Went for a burton 

British WW2 expression for aircrew killed

He went for a burton last night

Went for a burton by Dewhurst January 24, 2008

just like a bought one 

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.

After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...

just like a bought one by Wollinator February 20, 2008

tanned as a badger 

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

tanned as a badger by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

wanna see a band 

A phrase used to warn others (friends etc) that they have attracted a stalker. A stalker alert without having to mention the words stalker in front of a stalker.

I'm out at a club and my best friend has some 40 year old sleaze bag hovering over her. So I say "wanna see a band" and she replies "yeah let's get the f*ck out of here"

wanna see a band by Sassy Carmichael January 27, 2009

Face like a beekeeper's glove 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

Face like a beekeeper's glove by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

2 piece and a biscuit ho 

A female that gives it up at a 2 piece and a biscuit price ($1.99-$2.99); a cheap ho.

2 Piece and a biscuit ho

2 piece and a biscuit ho by KW1990 September 21, 2011