Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis June 5, 2018

Skinny weird dude from work

Usually a dude name Eric but he spells it with a k, like erik. He does that because he is a reject of society

Hey skinny weird dude from work what do you want your name to be in my phone......

by QwasqwQer July 20, 2018

Soft weiner

Flacid

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.

by Abe1961 July 27, 2018

Jayna Wein

a pretty cool girl. But sometimes annoying

Jayna Wein is aci-aci!

by Doglover1324 August 13, 2018

Tuesday weirds

Phrase- When a hard weekend or 3 day weekend of various hard drugs like ecstasy or meth has the afterglow wear off and you're left with a weird panicky sober low feeling.

One may act weird or just want to isolate themselves. It is usually the beginning of introspection from the weekend's activities. Ordinary things may seem slightly different.

Origin: unknown. Popular with 90s and 00 college age kids.

I have the Tuesday weirds from rolling and doing Xanax all weekend. I gotta find a way to leave work, before I freak out.

by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018

Church-Weirdo

1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.

2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.

3. A complete ass wipe.

Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!

by Bryticus September 29, 2018

Winter weiner

When you get really horny during the last few months of the year and you need some dick

Dude december is coming up, i need some winter weiner

by Yeeetothehawwww January 2, 2019