My Bean

The most wonderful kind lady in the universe she is irreplaceable and I am the luckiest guy to have her

I want to kiss my bean

by King Moth December 16, 2022

Los Angeles Bean Drop

When you are out in public and use the restroom, hover over the toilet seat or the floor and take a shit but not pushing hard enough to take a full shit.

Did Kyle tell you what he did when we were at the Marina? Kyle did the Los Angeles Bean Drop while standing on the stall door, honestly it was the most dedicated thing he’s ever done.

by Wheezy P.(WP) July 23, 2024

Bean Cloud

Noun- A cloud of masturbation scented air.

Sorry about the smell in here, I think I’ve got a bean cloud lingering around from flicking earlier.

“Dude did you smell her bean cloud?” “Yeah man, she should definitely go to the doctor, that bean cloud STINKS”

by itzdnice September 23, 2020

Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.

hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Bean

A drug addict. From the slang for ecstasy and Xanax. Commonly used in Toronto and the GTA.

I stopped to get coffee before work this morning and this fucking bean was lying on the ground in front of the doors, just staring at the sun.

by KinGorrila January 14, 2021

bean swell

Someone with a big head shaped like a bean

You’re a bean swell

by Beanswell September 21, 2017

Bean

A derogatory term used as an insult toward a person who is acting idiotic, oblivious, and/or like an airhead . Derived from the illustrious and comedic works of Mr. Bean , a bean is used to compare such actions.

Friend: yo now that I've graduated highschool I can't wait to flex my diploma

You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet

Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?

You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN

( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)

by Holo Smoko June 6, 2017