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big green dildo 

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.
"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.

Dark Green Bitmoji

People with a Dark Green Bitmoji is 99.9% of the time a very charming and chill person.
But keep in mind, there might be some side effects from hanging out with a “Dark Green Bitmoji” person. Here is a list of the most common side effects:

- Brain Cancer
- Homosexual illness
- Extreme colourblindness
- Rabies
- Smal Dick Syndrome
Sandra: "Hey billy, I saw you hanging out with a Dark Green Bitmoji person. How was it?”
Billy: “Yeah in the beginning it was nice. Until I looked down my pants and saw a 0.1 inched penis”

dixon of dock green 

Dixon of Dock Green was a fictional character on television in the 1950's and 60's. A uniformed police sergeant, Officer Dixon was supposed to be serving in Dock Green which was infact a thin veneer for the truth that the location was meant to be Bethnal Green in London.
The series was shown during the 1950's and 60's and followed on the success of the film "The Blue Lamp" Dixon was firm but very compassionate. Would clip a little kid round the earole for being cheeky and would take the teenager who had been stealing from the local shop home to face a spanking with dads firm hand on the bare backside. While also being more cautious and harsh on those that truly transgressed the law

Any officer that is too concerned with why a criminal behaves the way they do and wanting to help criminals out of a life of crime is called "Dixon of Dock Green". An old fashioned copper.
Dixon was notoriously affected by the humanity behind the crime and the criminal was a product of hapless circumstance which caused Dixon personal pain at times.

He cycled round on a pushbike
Soddin ell them kids are up and down these bleedin stairs of this tower block all day sellin drugs and what do we get to sort it out?
Dixon of Dock Green !
Dixon of fookin dock fookin Green I ask yer !

cheer up green bean 

Popular expression used to comfort those in emotional distress. Also used in Russia.
Friend: "I want to kill myself"
Ashy: "Cheer up Green Bean"
Friend: "Thank you, I'm okay now"

iced-green

Smalltime, up-and-coming rapping act Nicholas 'Iced' Green. A Bad-ass mofo from the heartlands of Sussex, one to watch for the next king of the UK rap scene.

Also used to describe one as extremely cool...
"Your as ice as green"
iced-green by Sudlow June 14, 2004

That Green Nut 

Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.
"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
That Green Nut by Thickicka September 3, 2018