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Chris Brown 

NOUN: Someone who abuses women for pleasure and goes against one's owns original believes and morality.

Verb:The act of brutally abusing a woman to the point of disfiguring her face.
Stop beating on your woman, don't be a chris brown.

Yo if you don't do as I say, I will go chris brown on your ass.
Chris Brown by Gianni09WHHH March 21, 2009
Grand master morman. or brons/bronson to the average tom dick n harry. This Peculiar laddy is a leet pwner or the commonly known counter strike, or cs to the nerds. He has girls shoes and wobbles his heads rather like bobo doll, he is solid^'s elder and commands all bandasville. WATCH OUT THO LADDY HE WILL DIRTY BRONSON YOU!
shh or i will dirty bronson you

'creater of all that is bronson'
brons by daniel-son June 8, 2003

Brown-Carrot 

What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.
EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...
Brown-Carrot by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Brown Dalmation 

When you ass fuck a chick, pull out and then use your cock to paint shit-dots on her face, like a dalmation.
Pamela turned around just as Johnson pulled his cock from her ass and greeted her with a Brown Dalmation.
Brown Dalmation by Louis Johnson November 8, 2006

brown hornet

A guy who only works out his chest and arms. Characterized by the 1970's cartoon character in which his upper body is un-proportionally larger than his lower body. Even though the cartoon character is a black guy, "brown hornet" can be used to describe a person of any ethnicity.
My arms are bigger than yours. So you're still a brown hornet.

I don't do legs...I can tell brown hornet.
brown hornet by tone bone January 26, 2007

brown soap 

A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.
Duder: DUDE! I got brown soap yesterday!
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O
brown soap by GeorgeBizzle November 4, 2007