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Zachary

Zachary's are very kind and have big hearts. Zachary's can be huge dicks to people he loves the most. Zachary's usually act cocky but have low self esteem. Zachary's don't like to open up to people unless he really trusts them. Zachary's will listen to any problems you have and usually make jokes about short people. Zachary's ARE very argumentative and will even argue with you over the stupidest things. Zachary's act dumb but are smart and very well spoken if he doesn't know you well. Zachary's will also have highly controversial opinions on certain things mostly politics or religion. Zachary's also act like the hate you when in reality they would hate to see anything happen to you.
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Zachary's are the people who are most gay. They will unnecessarily moan in classes and is just annoying. They try to act cool but really they're not. They're just gay. Gayness is implemented in their veins, and they have a gay name. They get aroused by males and are the most cringe. They pull no girls because they have -100% no game.
Girl: Look at Zachary! He's so weird.
by aztrq May 7, 2022
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Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!
"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"
by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022
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Zachary is pretty pog
by Seerof November 26, 2022
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Damn Zesty Zachary lookin mad fine 🫦
by Largejass September 18, 2022
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daddiest daddy of the daddies. so hot and literal definition of comfort person so lovable and huggable and oml kiss me
so lucky to have u i love u🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
-bbg
zachary is my boyfriend ! happy bfs day😭😭🫶🏻💞
by idk what to write ok October 3, 2022
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daddiest daddy of the daddies. cutest and definition of comfort person and so huggable and oml kiss me?????????
~bbg
zachary ml ! happy bfs day😭😭😭💞
by ur moms whore ok October 3, 2022
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