WTF-ervescent

Adjective; When something causes you to slowly build in confusion to the level of WTF!. Starting first with a simple "What?" or "Huh?" and ending with Rage or WTF.

Man 1 & 2 see Performer 1 sing about his pants to the Final Fantasy IV theme.

Performer 1: "♫In my other pants, there's my wallet. In my other pants. . . ♫"

Man 1: "Wha. . . huh? . . . what is this?"

Performer 1: "♫ Hanging out my pants, my ball. Just one ball . . . ♫

Man 1: WTF!

Man 2: That sure was WTF-ervescent

by D-structman February 10, 2010

IAH, WTF?!

In all honesty, what the fuck?!

"Hey Steve I heard they have a penis emporium in Beijing."

"IAH, WTF?!"

by Paracetamol Boy September 28, 2006

zomg wtf

probably the best interjection used when in a moment of suspense, surprise and other shit like that.

Person 1: Yeah, there's a raccoon stapled to a wall right here.
Person 2: ZOMG WTF!

by Person 3 December 9, 2007

WTF pwned

Used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.

(Jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(In a split second, Fred busts the door open without the consent of Jim!)
(Jim's quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on Fred's gay ass character)

Jim: WTF PWNED! you damn noob! suck mah balls!

by Wasted256 May 25, 2006

wtf ftw

wtf ftw stands for "what the fuck for the win".
Some users use that "word" when they are angry AND happy.
That sounds weird, and it is so too ;-)
But sometimes somebody uses that just for fun.

User Y: WoW ftw!
User X: lol...WoW ftw? xD
User Y: wtf ftw!!
User X: omg -.-"

by doenervich June 20, 2008

(WTF)2

The result of being at a red light and looking out the side door window, only to see the cars in the lane next to you driving off, and you, thinking your light is green too, press on the gas while still looking out the side, ram the guy infront of you. The second boxed ? occurs when you, in a rage of furry for fucking up your hood and bumper, exit the car to witness the damage, and forget the car is still in gear, hit the same car again.

I was like (WTF)2 after Deena told me that my car was up his ass again.

by BeatleLeo December 12, 2017

wtf couple

A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com

Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.

by wtfcouple March 20, 2010