Fuck Whack

The secreations found in and around the female genitals consisting of dried semen and vaginal discharge.

"I went down on her, but the fuck whack was too much!"

by Neur0nauT June 2, 2005

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

dick-whacking

dick-whacking is jerking off.

When I wake up I like to start my day with some dick-whacking!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

buddy whack

two men admiring a hot female put one arm around each other, cross arms at the front and proceed to whack eachother off. NOTE: if a group of mates get the same desire, they line up side by side and perform a river whack.

Paul and Steve were at the pub, when in walked an amazing blonde. The boys pulled eachother close and in unison screamed "BUDDY WHACK!!!!" This unusual practice brough a few stares from the older crowd at the rsl.

by Tappers April 26, 2010

weed-whacking

The instance in which a male is masturbating while smoking marijuana.

George W. Bush was caught in his Texas estate weed-whacking during the 9/11 tragedy.

by BDog31 August 17, 2011

whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

by Fuck taht September 23, 2003

whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

by deepspace10 November 21, 2011