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shoot my wad 

Male orgasm. Act of coming. Refers the the ejaculation of semen from the penis in a festive manner.
I think I will shoot my wad over here.

Is that hair gel? No, I just shot my wad.

Note to people over 50: do not use this term to refer to one speaking his mind to another.
Related Words
wad wade Waddle Wadsworth Constant wada waddy Wadi wad up WADD wadders
A ridiculously fat and smelly person. Prefers wearing mullets but becomes greatly offended if the mullet is insulted. For good behavior, reward with shampoo and deodorant. Toilet Paper makes a great reward substitute. It is rumored that a fatwad has three buttholes but this fact hasn't been proven due to a lack of volunteers willing to get within thirty feet of a fatwads ass.
Person 1: Dude, is the fat wad here yet?
Person 2: Yeah the smell wafted past about five minutes ago.
Fat Wad by StanleyTheJew June 9, 2009
it means you big dumb ass or lil fag
like when some is being a total ass you call them a fuck wad
fuck wad by abigale knutson December 16, 2004

texas wad 

A large amount of cash, usually in hundreds that fill a man's wallet.
wow, JR sure has a nice texas wad bulge in his bike pants
texas wad by Benjamin Hutchins October 17, 2007
A wad of Milk duds you have already chewed.
mmm Eating Milk Duds
"Ahh! My tooth fell out!"
"You're lying."
"Nuh-uh. Look here."
"Holy shit! It's in your dud wad!"
"Dude it totally is! Stupid dud wad! ow!"
Dud Wad by MissKnowItAll17 August 22, 2009

pooch wad 

A wad of skin inside a womans woo-woo. It makes the lady bark when touched. Another term used for this small bundle of nerves is the clitoris. 'Pooch wad' is a prefered term when refering to the animal aspects associated with it.
This can be used in a variety of ways.

"Hit it, hit the pooch wad" for instance. It can also be used as a general insult.

pooch wad by donald dat May 1, 2006