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Valentines Day

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother
Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009
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valentine's day

The only way to tax on love.

Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007
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valentine's day

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.
I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!
by altt February 1, 2004
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Valentine

Valentine is girl who many people know. She was born on Valentine's day, or near Valentine's day. She is most likely very funny and beautiful. In fact if you happen to be friends with a Valentine you should probably feel very priviliged considering she is one of the most popular girls in the school/ workplace/ etc. because she is very pretty so all the girls are jealous, and all of the boys are obssessed with her. Also she is probably really smart, so the teacher's all love her.
Casey: Oh my goossshh Valentine is like, so pretty, im so jealous :(
Super Hot guy: Dude, I would tap that
Teacher's: A+ again Valentine! Gosh you're so smart!
by Casey12012 August 25, 2011
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Valentina

1. A "player" who is in retirement.
2. Maneater.
1. Back in the day, she was known to break hearts, but she's gone all Valentina on us now.

2. Hey man, seriously, don't even try. She's a well known Valentina. My boy tried to date her for a while, and now he's M.I.A. Be careful.
by I tame maneaters October 21, 2010
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Valentimes Day

The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.
I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.
by Old Flirty Bastard February 13, 2015
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Stephanie velentina ramirez

Stephanie velentina ramirez is a smart pretty girl who can make anyone smile shes precious and derseves the world and much much more shes an actor and singer shes acts in dark town and the girl gang she makes me smile throughout my darkest times
Stephanie Velentina Ramirez is very precious and outstanding girl
by Dogsaremylife July 16, 2018
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