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Twilight

TwiFan: OMFG! Edward is miiiiineeeee! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!
Me: *punch*
by Cara♥ January 5, 2009
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Twilight Hangover

1.Similar to an actual hangover, a Twilight hangover is the feeling a person has when they wake up after falling asleep reading twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn or even the rough draft of midnight sun.
2.Also like an actual hangover feelings of regret may occur. One may notice that they have no memory of anything of the previous night,or their only memory was of them reading until their eyes started to burn.
friend 1: Hey why weren't you in class today?
friend 2: man I was nursing the worst twilight hangover.
by TGar April 29, 2009
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twilight newbie

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008
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Twilight

The story where a mentally handicapped girl must choose between bestiality or necrophilia.
by Kyensho February 21, 2010
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twilight diet

the routine used by Taylor Lautner to bulk up 30 lbs of muscle for his role in New Moon

According to Taylor, ""I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day,"

"At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself," he said. "My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."

“I’d wake up and my trainer would be like, ‘You need to have six egg whites, bacon, and toast. It became a lot. That was the hardest part, especially putting something in my mouth every two hours. At one point, my trainer was literally like, ‘Put anything in your mouth! Go to McDonald’s. Get the biggest shake possible. I just need get calories in you!’ Because my body fat at that time was only 7 ½ percent.”
Yo man I wanna get ripped.

Yeah man, follow the twilight diet!!!
by twilight_gym July 29, 2009
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Twilight Poser

Losers who read Twilight because:everyone else read it,they thought the movie was awesome,they thought the actors were HAWT OR they just saw the movie w/o reading tthe books OR they don't even like it and just pretend to b/c every1 else(namely posers) love it!
Shallow_Girl:OME!!!!I LOVE Robert sooo much he's sooo HAWT
Me:Shut up you twilight poser
Tine:Yeah twilight poser!!!!!
Twilight Originals:Go DIE!!!!!
by pockylover368 April 15, 2009
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Twilight

A pointless book that is a waste of time to even read, let alone even pick up or look at. People who enjoy this book and think Edward is the hottest person alive should be locked up and forgotten about because its just a word you dont really know what he looks at because of the crappy descriptive uses about him. The vampires in there sparkle which just confirms the fact that they are fairies. The only reason they made a movie out of this book was to help all the little fan-girls get off on themselves while they watch because they can actually see a person and not what they think he looks like in their heads
person1: man i just saw some dude reading Twilight.

person2: what did you do?

person1: I went up to him looked him in the eye and told him he is a fucking fag.

person2: what did he do about it?

person1: nothing but his mom and girlfriend got pissed.
by skel'elm March 30, 2009
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