Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.

My buddy was frosting the turd last night .

by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010

Turd Whale

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?

by Stand Wiper December 09, 2010

Turd nozzle

One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.

"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"

by Airlats September 09, 2011

turd supressor

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

by MrCorrect1985 September 17, 2009

Denting the Turd

The act of anal sex.

"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."

by Stormy151 September 10, 2011

perfect turd

A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.

Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him

by witchieblackcat February 08, 2018

Turd Glob

When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.

“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”

by MeatMaster3 November 04, 2019