traggered 

triggered and tragic both combined //

Bro this shit traggered

Or
Bro I’m traggered over this 😥

traggered by Sleepyyhamsterr September 20, 2018

triggermortis 

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

triggermortis by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

femi-triggered 

Present tense: femi-trigger

Noun: A quality or state of mind that somebody possesses, usually a woman or a Hillary Clinton, that changes their mindset to believe that everything is onffensive.

Verb: The very final stage of being triggered before being blasted into oblivion by the dank triggered gods. (They have the most dank memes)

(Comment if you actually if you actually used his word after you saw the definition)

Noun: 1) Are you assuming my femi-trigger?? 2) For your information, I identify as a femi-trigger!!

Verb: You insulted my dank memes?! You make me so femi-triggered!!

femi-triggered by TheTriggeredGods December 11, 2016

Triggers broom 

An item that has been repaired many times and contain none of its original parts.

I've had my mountain bike for twenty years now. It's like triggers broom

Triggers broom by TeKiWill Alfonso August 17, 2017

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Tigger the tigger

A gigantic pen

Wow Look at that a tigger the tigger

Tigger the tigger by Tiggerthetigger June 20, 2020

triggersad 

TRIGGERSAD-when a person is afraid to even shoot a gun scared it'll kick to much most of the time doesn't want to have anything to do with a gun the exact opposet of triggerhappy

hey dawg shoot this 12 gauge shot gun at the target

sorry dude im triggersad

triggersad by big Chad February 22, 2008