tps reports

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I work for UPS in Carolina, we use these everyday. They summarize client management interaction with the tmh machines. We have to fax them off to the head office every hour, and if there is no cover sheet we get the tps stamp and stamp it on our adf. fyi - 2 years ago they found this guy in inventory dead > appartently a stack of tps reports collapsed on him trapping him for days. He tried to chew throough the reports, but the ink on the reports were toxic.

"did you hear about the guy that died from the tps reports."

by Mike Frost December 31, 2003

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"Take Pills And Drown"

Originated on Anandtech Off Topic where a member fed a number of sleeping pills to a skunk which subsequently was let out of its cage, went for a swim and drowned in the pool.

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by ATOTer September 19, 2005

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T.P.T.

Noun. Trailor Park Trash. This term is not gender/age/race specific.

At the community pool on free admission day you'll see alot of T.P.T.

A person may be considered T.P.T. by the smell, clothing, attitude, demeanor, or lack of proper grammar.

by Frankis January 20, 2006

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S.T.P.

Stand to Pee - a device used by pre-op transgender men to pee whilst standing.

Eli's packer doubles as an S.T.P., so he can use the urinals in the men's bathroom without issue.

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T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

by Lindsey September 15, 2006

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