Hoe tote

A laundry basket that is used to contain a man or a woman’s belongings for ease of moving from house to house.
Amanda caught Raymond liking other girls’ photos, so she kicked him out is why he is walking with his hoe tote down the sidewalk.
by Drippydick October 09, 2022
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totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.
Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..
by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 09, 2013
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dick tote

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.
by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018
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Totes Masc

by Wynn July 05, 2018
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Totes kidding

It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.

e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"

" I'm sorry, I...

"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
by George Mathias March 29, 2019
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scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 17, 2013
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Totes Tarfoff

Totally amazing, awesome, and above human comprehension.

Also see Tarf: Words of Greatness and Praise. Eg...Tarf = Great,Awsome,God,Hotetc
Guy 1: Dude, these fries are beyond fire.
Guy 2: I know they are totes tarfoff!
by BulletMagnet22 April 21, 2024
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