thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"
by thotastic August 21, 2015
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real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
by dsveddy September 28, 2018
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real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
by GlazeHer November 04, 2016
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Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?
by TheKawasakiKid February 04, 2020
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this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 11, 2010
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pavo real

pavo real, peacock, pheasant, turkey
Pavo Real: Peacocks are large, colorful pheasants (typically blue and green) known for their iridescent tails. These tail feathers, or coverts, spread out in a distinctive train that is more than 60 percent of the bird’s total body length and boast colorful "eye" markings of blue, gold, red, and other hues.
by robert545 May 15, 2011
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Real nigga

A real nigga is someone who puts others before himself and has people’s back when they need it, always their for someone and keeps to himself a lot, and usually a popular loner
“Why does he only talk to a few people”. “Because he a real nigga and has their back”.
by Popular loner Kj November 27, 2019
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