sis-ham

Relative to broham... a best friend. a buddy, or your really awesome sister who started saying it after watching the big lebowski.

1.What's goin on sis-ham??
2.Not much, just making a grilled cheese for my man.
1.Damn, that's lame...
2.I know...

by Sisham May 11, 2008

ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.

I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.

by rude the dude August 16, 2011

Ham Rash

When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.

He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.

by Mcwhit April 23, 2021

Ham Canyon

A stretched out vagina after childbirth.

Damn that girl had 5 kids. I bet she has a ham canyon down there.

by Nshipl1 June 6, 2014

ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.

After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.

by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011