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When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.
Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.
by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015
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A term used to describe an overweight, male, skateboarding, blond-haired, blue-eyed, Polish-Hungarian teenager from Long Island. He is usually raised in a racially prejudiced household.
Hamtits' mother is so prejudice.

by gtrgdfhrt January 26, 2009
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