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Ghetto Bastard

A child born under the poverty line wihtout a father and usually the mother has to let it go for monetary reasons
A ghetto bastard, born next to the projects

-Naughty by Nature, Ghetto Bastard
by Cob Man January 17, 2009
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Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.
by yanks1194 June 5, 2009
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ass bastard

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008
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Bastard Pop

Sometimes known as bootlegs this now infamous style of music has been around aslong as it has been poosible for anyone to get their hands on a mixer and/or recording software and learn how to use it.

The Style was first seen in Ibiza where DJ's would mix and old fave song with a new song - bringing fresh new sound. Recently the style has progressed massivly with people like "Poj Masta" starting to use "Aphex Twin" style mixing programmes to produce the slickest glitch and bootleg tracks the world has ever seen.

Others say that this style has only just become popular - mainly becuase of the RIAA's constant copyright grabbing. As bootlegging is Illigal it is still officially a crime - but most artists mind this less as some people feel inclined to buy their music after hearing a really good bootleg / Bastard Pop remix.
Poj Masta's Version of Toxic by britney.
by Ed December 25, 2004
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Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!
by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009
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Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.
by bosm January 28, 2009
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bastard child

A child born to unmarried parents, see Love Child
umm... what can you put for an example of such stupidity? No comdum.
by Tabzie July 18, 2005
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