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Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.
I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.
by Vinceums November 22, 2003
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DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.
AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!
by General Burnside July 25, 2007
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Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.
Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man
by Dom2323 May 27, 2007
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Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.
"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"
by Jellyfish March 7, 2006
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Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)
My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him
by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022
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Test Dream

Test Dream is a style of video editing started by the surrealist Karbo. It combines ones video footage from their camera phone and another recording devices with images and archival footage found online. Similar to when dreaming the dreamer uses the subconscious footage gathered from their waking Life and combines in a cohesive as well as non cohesive manner in order to help one navigate and work through problems they're experiencing in their waking Life.

Karbo has said he got the idea of the name from a Sopranos episode entitled "The Test Dream". David Chase explained that the title refers to the dreams where an individual turns up late for a test in school and is wearing no clothing, meaning that the person is unprepared for a test or another task they have to face. Tony is unprepared to murder his coach in his dream.
Geoff is going to use his footage he shot with his phone today in The Haight and combine it with audio from his most recent podcast to make some test dream style art.
by Doug Coe June 27, 2022
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