chicken testicles

Calling someone a bitch

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles

by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020

Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.

Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021

Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 24, 2015

Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls

Last night Betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 21, 2017

testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal

dude last night betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 21, 2017

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 8, 2018

wiggle testicles

when a man wiggles a mans testiicles

his testicles were rubbed so hard that it broke and it became wiggle testicles"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022