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Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.
Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.
by bugkoa December 18, 2024
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Tent City

Where the homeless live. Often very close to liquor stores and nearby begging outposts. Usually full of loose garbage and tents occupied by drunken 40 somethings, who could "really use a few dollars, Man."
You-It smells like piss down this street.... Wtf
Me-Probably bc Tent City is over there...
You-Oh
by El Rod 24 January 7, 2016
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Shirt Tenting

1) The act of pulling both legs up into your shirt to keep warmer.

2) Usually performed by girls & children who are cold, it helps trap heat.

3) Similar to Siberian Monk Sleeving, or putting both hands into opposite sleeves.
Lil Davey: "I was soo cold today I was shirt tenting all morning!"

Josiah: "You're stupid."
by DarkJer November 6, 2011
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Vaginal tenting

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there
by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018
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Tent Mexicans

Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis
Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans
by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023
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two tents

we biult two tents
by udhvhds December 8, 2020
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Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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