Teenagers

A creature that scares the living shit out of Gerard Way

MCR: "All teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less, as long as someone'll bleed."

by TheAwkwardDuckling October 4, 2015

Annoyed teenager

An Instagram account where there in an air of uncertainly. You don’t know know if the content is satire, or really that idiotic.

If you air on the opinion that the content is satire, the content is absolutely golden, the levels of ironic idiocy are tasteful yet simple, The suple lack of forethought and basic reasoning skills are delightful and invigorating. The arrogance, pristine, self delusion; fantastic!

However, If you take this account for face value, we take a turn for the dark.

A great many questions arise

Is this shit for real? Is so…
Is this the product of our public schools, shitty parenting perhaps?

Maybe both? Is this the result of social media Narcissism? Delusions of grandeur perhaps?
Never has the The Dunning-Kruger effect been applicable.

Regardless of who ever cursed this world giving this creature life, one must ask yourself, can stupidity be so large that is has a center of mass with it’s own gravitational pull? Where is the tylenol?

Phone call *points finger at annoyed teenager*
“There she is thanos, right there*

by Factus deletus July 7, 2021

teenage girl syndrome

A complete misunderstanding of the poor self image that many teenage girls have and its origins. Reffering to the tendency that many young girls have to believe they are fat, ugly or worthless ,it completely ignores the pressure placed on all women to be stereotypically beautiful and trivialises eating disorders.

Girl: I feel worthless and ugly and fat and I constantly worry about calories, I can't stand what I see in the mirror.

Boy: Lol you've got Teenage girl syndrome.
Girl: I was about to tell you that I have anorexia and depression....

by Iamhumanperson December 3, 2015

Teenage Pregnancy

When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.

Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.

by LlamaLord1994 March 1, 2011

teenage boy things

the act of masturbation with the door locked. typically done when the boy is left home alone

Oh yeah, my mom just went to the store. Boutta do some teenage boy things. I'll back to you later

by vlonethugvyi April 22, 2019

punk ass teenager

A teenager who either:
a) thinks their life is complete shit, when in fact, others have it much, MUCH worse than them
or
b) enjoys annoying certain people just to aggravate them, and claims themself to be so

a) Gosh, I can't beleive my friends say he's cheating on me! Things suck, I hate myself.
Uhm...stop being a punk ass teenager. There are kids in Africa starving to death! God!

b) Goddamnit Amanda! Cut it out and stop asking me the same damned thing!
Aw..Sorry...I was jsut being a punk ass teenager...*smiles*

by MakingxMexSmile June 21, 2008

Sabrina the teenage witch

A half-decent show from the nineties about a teenage witch named Sabrina. Hilarious to watch if your name is Sabrina. However, it can also torture teenage girls named Sabrina. People will call you this at some point, (loudly and for no reason) and it is not amusing.

friend/random person: Hey! Sabrina the teenage witch! LOL.
person named Sabrina: not funny. Get out of my house.

by fjike August 2, 2011