va te faire cuire le cul

a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)

et bien puisque ça ne te convient toujours pas va te faire cuire le cul ...

by poppadoom September 7, 2023

Te

Subject pronoun. Used instead of He or She when referencing a single individual when you don't know their gender. The possessive adjectives are Ter and Ters.

Te went down the street. Last time I saw ter, ter was in the store.

by paav21 November 4, 2023

Silovacu te

Expression of love in croatian / serbian

Wife: I bought myself a new bag!
Husband: Silovacu te!

by mrtav.Beton>Kanta_za-kurac January 5, 2024

te hago miss

a play on words, meaning, "te extraño", or "I miss you".
(Spanglish)

Te hago miss, pero tu a mi no.

by rolisss January 12, 2024

te blood

A statement used to express happiness, especially when good vibrations are in your environment.

izaiah: bro this spliff slaps g im soo fried.
kiyron: te blooddddd!

by Jaqzhino January 29, 2024

Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.

Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024

Te'relle

He's the the realest guy in the room. He's the therapist that's always there for his friends. He had no enemies but once he decides he doesn't like you it'll take alot to bring it back. Extremely loyal, kind and honest, a bit shy is social situations though. He loves really hard and is just the most thoughtful boyfriend ever he'll try his hardest to make sure you know he loves you. Most likely attractive but he'll never see it that way but nevertheless when he tries, he tries very hard.

Friend 1: My boyfriend is so mean, I'm gonna break up with him.

Friend 2: Get a Te'relle, he'll treat you right fr.

by Imagine~ November 21, 2023