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trigger guard

A person(s) who defends a person with triggers (or other mental issues) or attempts to pre-warn others to someone's trigger. While valid, it can often backfire on the person doing the defending as they can be seen as a White Knight.
Steve, Monica's Trigger Guard, told everyone to stop posting pictures from Five Nights at Freddy's because it was one of her triggers.
trigger guard by morganskye December 17, 2014
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nickname of Willie Nelson's Martin N-20 Classical guitar, In 1969, Nelson purchased the guitar unseen for $750 in Nashville fom "Shot" Jackson and named it after Roy Rogers' horse "Trigger". The next year Nelson rescued the guitar from his burning ranch & moved back to Texas
For more than 40 years Willie Nelson has been playing a Martin N-20 nylon-string acoustic guitar he named Trigger.
Trigger by biogeorge December 6, 2012

Trigger Treating 

Going door to door, usually on Halloween, threatening people with a weapon (usually a gun) because you're too ghetto to wear a costume. Can be for candy or money.

trigger time 

1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.

2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

Gun = dick

Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.
"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."

"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."
trigger time by MuhFuh June 15, 2006

Trigger Fatty 

One who has fat fingers therefore restricting one from using a gun.
"You wait untill I loose 5 pounds and youz a dead mother fucker!"

"Look at this punk, to trigger fatty to pull the trigger.. fat bitch!"

Trigger Finger

when someone send text, tweet or make a post online (offensive) too fast without thinking.
Billy has trigger fingers. Have you seen his tweets lately?
Trigger Finger by hotbarbeque October 18, 2017

Hair Trigger Flush 

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
Hair Trigger Flush by calvinke April 2, 2010