If the Registry of Motor Vehicles keeps stanging, I'll never get my car on the road.
Its hard to start a business in my state because the corporations division is continually stanging
Its hard to start a business in my state because the corporations division is continually stanging
by kcpgod February 11, 2010
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Damn Girl! My friend and I think you're kind of fine. When our buddy-who sort of agrees-gets here, we'll be Stacking Thirds to Folsom Prison.
by Dogstar Reeves July 22, 2010
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I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common
Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.
Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.
by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011
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Get the stalking men mug.Spanking is the process of repeatedly applying percussive force to the bared arse of a woman. Sometimes the hand can be used, however it may be that the duration and intensity required by a particular occasion demands use of additional equipment such as: hairbrush (wooden, never plastic), paddle (leather, wooden or plastic, if plastic lexan is preferred), strap (leather or rubber, preferrably neoprene), wooden spoon (for kitchen related spankings) or plimsol slipper. Other implements such as cane, martinet (favored in France) etc. may be used however then it becomes a flogging, whipping etc. rather than spanking. Generally the occasion should be accompanied by ceremony such as corner time, requirements that certain clothing (i.e. school uniform, a particular pair of panties) be worn, counting during the spanking, requirements that certain positions be maintained, recording of the event in a book, viewing the results in a mirror etc. The intent of the ceremony is to further focus the spankee on the task at hand and how she is being treated. Sometimes restraint or gagging is indicated if positon cannot be maintained and noise levels are too high. As part of the ceremonial aspect 'extras' can be added if the requirements of the process are not followed properly.
Spankings generally fall into two categories, disciplinary and erotic. Disciplinary spankings are the result of untoward behavior such as smoking in public, backtalking, use of unladylike language, failure to prepare meals properly or on schedule, drunkeness, excessive or unapproved use of credit cards, traffic tickets, having female friends over to the house while sporting events are on TV, talking on the phone too long, flirting with other men at parties, wearing pants or pantyhose, failure to swallow, not keeping sufficient quantities of cold beer of the correct type in the refrigerator, gaining weight and other generally unacceptable female behavior patterns.
Erotic spankings generally occur as the result a desire on the part of the man to warm up the woman as part of foreplay. These are generally administered over the knee on a less formal basis. Typically these are administered with the hand or smaller implement - use of a strap or large paddle is awkward in the over-the-knee position. Birthday spankings should fall into the erotic category.
Spankings generally fall into two categories, disciplinary and erotic. Disciplinary spankings are the result of untoward behavior such as smoking in public, backtalking, use of unladylike language, failure to prepare meals properly or on schedule, drunkeness, excessive or unapproved use of credit cards, traffic tickets, having female friends over to the house while sporting events are on TV, talking on the phone too long, flirting with other men at parties, wearing pants or pantyhose, failure to swallow, not keeping sufficient quantities of cold beer of the correct type in the refrigerator, gaining weight and other generally unacceptable female behavior patterns.
Erotic spankings generally occur as the result a desire on the part of the man to warm up the woman as part of foreplay. These are generally administered over the knee on a less formal basis. Typically these are administered with the hand or smaller implement - use of a strap or large paddle is awkward in the over-the-knee position. Birthday spankings should fall into the erotic category.
You dented the fender on my sports car!! Go upstairs, get the razor strop and prepare yourself for a first rate spanking young lady!! You will not be sitting down for at least a week!
What is this $200 credit card charge! Apparently one spanking is not sufficient to impress upon you the need to stay on budget. You are going to get a spanking with my paddle every night for the next week!
What is this $200 credit card charge! Apparently one spanking is not sufficient to impress upon you the need to stay on budget. You are going to get a spanking with my paddle every night for the next week!
by feaner January 20, 2007
Get the spanking mug.Spanking, a household standard in many households where parents are raising young and growing children. The action of physically taking a child be it a baby, or a toddler, and paddling the child on the bottom with the inside flat of ones open hand. Spanking is done either on a clothed bottom, or a bare bottom, depending on the severity of ones child's actions, and the strictness of the parent administering the spanking.
Spanking: The actions of a parent, a babysitter, or a caregiver, repetitively striking or paddling a child, baby, or toddler, on the bottom with their open hand.
Spanking: The actions of a parent, a babysitter, or a caregiver, repetitively striking or paddling a child, baby, or toddler, on the bottom with their open hand.
"If I catch you doing that one more time (child's name), your going to get a spanking"!
"Ok, you were told once already, and now I'm going to give you a spanking"!
"Get inside right this minute! You know better than to do that! Your getting a spanking"!
"Ok, you were told once already, and now I'm going to give you a spanking"!
"Get inside right this minute! You know better than to do that! Your getting a spanking"!
by Lorraine Jorgenson. July 24, 2006
Get the spanking mug.Spanking is the act of repeatedly applying percussive force to the bard arse of a man. Although the hand alone may be used, the severity of the spankable offense requires the use of additional equipment, examples of which include hairbrushes, paddles, straps, canes, or whips.
To focus the man on the task at hand, and importantly to add humiliation to the punishment, not to mention making it abundantly clear who is in charge of the situation, requirements should be added. Most commonly, these are requirements that certain clothing be worn, such as either a schoolboy (or schoolgirl) uniform, certain types of panties such as bikini briefs or a white jockstrap, or sissy dress, high heels, and make-up. The spankee may also be required to be bound and gagged during the process, as further humiliation as well as to maintain position and keep noise levels down.
The spankee may, post-spanking, be left alone in the room bound and gagged at the woman's pleasure, to reflect on their punishment.
As a matter of course, spankings should always be followed up with a good, hard assfucking with an appropriately sized strap-on dildo.
Spankings are the appropriate result of a variety of infractions, such as ungentlemanly behaviour, use of bad language, talking back, failure to perform household tasks, lateness, coming in drunk, leaving the toilet seat up, flirting with other women, or failure to bring the woman to orgasm.
To focus the man on the task at hand, and importantly to add humiliation to the punishment, not to mention making it abundantly clear who is in charge of the situation, requirements should be added. Most commonly, these are requirements that certain clothing be worn, such as either a schoolboy (or schoolgirl) uniform, certain types of panties such as bikini briefs or a white jockstrap, or sissy dress, high heels, and make-up. The spankee may also be required to be bound and gagged during the process, as further humiliation as well as to maintain position and keep noise levels down.
The spankee may, post-spanking, be left alone in the room bound and gagged at the woman's pleasure, to reflect on their punishment.
As a matter of course, spankings should always be followed up with a good, hard assfucking with an appropriately sized strap-on dildo.
Spankings are the appropriate result of a variety of infractions, such as ungentlemanly behaviour, use of bad language, talking back, failure to perform household tasks, lateness, coming in drunk, leaving the toilet seat up, flirting with other women, or failure to bring the woman to orgasm.
You didnt take the trash out, and so we're stuck with it for a week... go to your room, and when I come in after you, I want to see the cane, paddle, and dildo laid out, and a naked boy bent over with his cheeks spread. You will not be sitting down for a week, young man!
You spent nearly £100 on beer?! I'm beginning to think you like being punished, as this time you'll be getting a spanking every day for the next two weeks this time!
You spent nearly £100 on beer?! I'm beginning to think you like being punished, as this time you'll be getting a spanking every day for the next two weeks this time!
by Zarathustratosphere May 14, 2011
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