squirrel

a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts

guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts

by squirrel..................J.K!!!!!! June 2, 2006

SQUIRREL

CODE WORD FOR AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE AT FIRST GLANCE; person of favored looks from head to toe that turns heads

There are SQUIRRELS everywhere in the mall today, love the eye-candy.

by Leekie June 9, 2011

squarrel

-a small disagreement between to squirels

As I sat on the park bench I saw two male squirels chase the same female squirel. Soon they bengan to squarrel.

by ------ April 3, 2003

shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel

"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"

by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007

squirrel neck

1. person of very little importance or signifigance as coined by mixed martial arts fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller 2. a frustrating person to deal with. 3. A person in position of power who abuses his power. 4. A term of endearment to friends; a nonsensical filler phrase.

That dude is a squirrel neck!

by Eduardo Fantastico August 29, 2006

Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

by matchesb January 7, 2011

Trolling for squirrel

1. To go out in search of fine ass game
2. To actively seek out hot individuals of either sex who have possibility of becoming anything within range of one night stand to long term relationship.

Squirrel:

Any individual of romantic or physical interest that one meets in a variety of situations. Squirrel can include crushes, makeout buddies, one night stands, or several boys a lady may be dating all at once.

Example A: "Let's go trolling for squirrel tonight, ladies. It's been too long since Big Mama's gotten any."
Example B: "I've got several different squirrels going on right now: Bio Class Squirrel, 21st Street Coop Squirrel, and Overseas Squirrel."

by Devon-Marie December 9, 2008