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Squark

A combination is a squirrel and a shark. Likes little girls and ice cream.
"OMFG LOOK AT THE RABID SQUARK!"
by squarkboy October 20, 2009
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Dark Squire

Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)

A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*
by NiffuMNeJ November 1, 2009
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squink

perspiration of the genetles
Oh man, its so hot that I can smell my own squink juice.
by Kabugat August 27, 2006
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squink

a poorly produced conccoction that is passed off as methamphetamine, an extremely low grade verson of.
i thought i was getting some shards ,but john sold me the low grade squink. boo.

john says, "when it comes to quality, squink is only good if you shoot it."
by hahaUfreak January 28, 2010
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squire

oi squire! get the fook off my chair
by davef February 12, 2004
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Squirehm.

Squir-em

not many people use this word. It means a man with a penis smaller than 6 inches.
Bob:"Hey bill, look at the guy over there"
Bill:"Oh yeah man he's a real squirehm."

or

Carson:"Man, last night sucked"
Sierra:"Why?"
Carson:"Because Brian was a total squirehm"
by JenTay February 6, 2008
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Squirell Murphy

The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"
Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!
by Tim Schlossenberger February 10, 2008
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