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by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

Squidacheen

An individual that is extremely nerdy in some aspect of life. One who is not a fellow cheener. Therefore they are a squidacheen or a squidacheeno if you are feeling feisty.

"Look at that dweeb over there hes such a squidacheen"
"Aye yo coffey, what up squidacheeno"

by Stolfacheen April 4, 2023

drop squid

The metaphoric ejaculation of semen due to over excitement, or extreme happiness.

Or the term can be used in the literal sense.

There is so much taned leather and brass on that toaster a steampunk junkie is libel to drop squid.

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I was getting real hungry you see?, so I just dropped squid on her back and ran to micky D's..

by evolx10 August 14, 2009

Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.

I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.

by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010

Chew Squads

The act of giving oral sex to multiple men all in one sitting. Ideal environment would have one or two women suck off 2-10 men one after another. Originated in Philly suburbs.

Hey we should call Jennifer over, she loves to chew squads.

Yo man Olivia came over and chewed the whole squad last night, there were like 7 dudes over my house, she sucked everyone off and went home.

by Dipset Rider July 12, 2011

multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.

I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"

by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013

wiggly squid

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again

He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth

by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017