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sponge nasty

A "sponger" (bodyboarder) who is massively crazy on a bodyboard.
by Andrew Timko May 12, 2008
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Spongebobist

A believer in the religion of “Spongebob” and our savior “Patrick”. The belief is that spongebob and patrick saved the world.
Hey, you are Christian, but I am a Spongebobist. A believer in spongebob
by Tronesto June 12, 2018
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muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.
Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.
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Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"
Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010
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dr splooge

n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'
What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?
by The SplieveBDS January 2, 2014
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splooge

1.
v. intr.
To jettison excess sperm during the peak of male sexual arousal while engaging in sexual activity.

2.
v. intr.
To take part in manual stimulation of the penis.

3.
n.
The excess sperm jettisoned during manual or foreign stimulation of the male reproductive organ.

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Splooger
1.
n.
One that engages in splooging.
1. As I sat on the receiving end of oral stimulation, I splooged in my significant other's visual receptor.
2. I had not encountered any female willing to peak my reproductive organ's arousal, so I engaged in splooging for two hours to rid myself of undesirable sexual tension.
3. I took part in opening my content storage locker only to find my shirt overlaid with splooge.
by M. Anst April 20, 2006
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splooge

gabe huged alyssa and splooged in his pants
by dufa July 23, 2006
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