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Bang bang splat

Ryan bang bang splatted me
by Tenterden321 November 27, 2016
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Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?
by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020
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Franklin Ladder Splatter

Climb the ladder and lay on the ground and open your mouth for the poop splatter. First person to drop a bullseye or is the winner in this family fun game. Splat the shat in the center trying for the bulls EYE or shoot the shit in the mouth hole to win this game.

Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
William "Come one guys lets play Franklin Ladder Splatter its a family fun game and you can play it anywhere you go." Franklin " omg this is my favorite game , I plan on teaching the family at Christmas gathering!"
by mjp9348 May 11, 2021
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Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
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splatch

Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008
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man splatter

1. Liquid excretions eminating from the male sex of the human species...typically ejaculate (cum), but could also be pre-cum, sweat, pee, or other bodily fluid of manly origin. 2. Pheremone-like man scent or cologne/body-spray having sexual or sexy qualities.
"Oh my god...there is man splatter all over this frickin' dress! Or, "The sex was so hot & then I finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!" Also, "Mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you're gone, your man splatter stays on my mind..."
by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006
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