e-speak

Any of a variety of differenr typing techniches used in IM, forums, or message boards. e-speak is usually hard to comprehend and somecases unintelligible. E-speak is in essance internet slang and the typing styles that come along with it.

e-speak looks like sometimes looks like this:

noob: hI GuYS whUts uP
noob: c.o.m.e.o.n g.u.y.s.t.a.l.k t.o.m.e
noob: wtf doods i jsut wanna talk 2 u guys
Moderator: Shut the fuck up and quit spamming before I break out my Ban Hammer

by Lost In Translation June 11, 2006

mis-speak

A psychological condition where you are convinced snipers are firing at you.

Hillary was suffering from a strong bout of Mis-Speak.

by Chaz Wozza April 29, 2008

Net speak

A total waste of time.
Hard to read, write and understand.

LyKe oMgZZZZzzzxxzxzzz!!78!!11seven#696@@!!! im guna c britny spears tonite!!!868!*6283!!1111!!eight and a half!!1111!!!!1 im lyKe So0o0o exiTd!1@@!!11shit!22!

by Yula May 23, 2005

speaking in tongues

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

by cornholio October 11, 2003

AOL kiddie speak

"Speaking" online only using speech like "I have 1 4 U!" and "U R my friend!!!!!!!!!111111111111"

by MoonKnight December 16, 2002

splaknook

This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back.

Joe: Did you do anything last night?

Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

by j-dags August 11, 2006

ghetto speak

Someone who cannot speak coherently.

Ghetto: Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!

Non-Ghetto: Stop speaking like shit and get some grammar lessons.

ghetto speak

by Buffalo Wings Are Good November 21, 2009