Sneach

Term used to describe an intensive search for everything fresh, scarce, dope, and rare.

We sneach on the daily.

I sneach on the internet to find the the best and freshest gear possible.

by iSneach.com January 12, 2011

Speech Residue

When you're talking too much and your mouth gets soggy

I'm talking so much, my mouth has Speech Residue
Gross, man.

by JigglyJumbo July 7, 2011

Spench

A hybrid of the Spanish and French languages, usually used in a joking sense between people that take French or Spanish as a class in high school.

Guy: hey don’t you take Spench
Girl: im sorry, what?
Guy: yeah, you know, spanish-french? Ah forget it.

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Spleach

(1) A super attached girlfriend who (much like a parasite) sucks the life out of their boyfriend, human back pack, leech.

(2) A girl who has lost all friends due to 24/7 attachment to new boyfriend, a shadow.

(3) One who constantly seeks public displays of affection despite creating awkwardness for others, constantly refers to boyfriend as "BABE".

That spleach lived in our house for a year and has yet to pay a bill.

Your girl is turning into a real spleach!

That spleach got an open bar for her birthday but only 2 people came, herself and her man.

by what the f happened to jon March 15, 2011

Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019

Cincinnati Spearhead

The act of after nutting inside a woman, putting a morning after pill inside your own mouth, crunching it like a nazi’s cyanide tablet, and then spitting it inside a woman’s mouth.

Fuck man! I nutted inside her, but with some quick thinking I remembered to give her a Cincinnati spearhead!

by YouWhatMate? March 6, 2021