Shelby

Shelby is a girl who looks a little average but once you get to meet her you’ll think the exact opposite. You’ll find out that she’s really funny, fun, and really sweet but she also likes to let people know her opinion and isn’t very good at keeping secrets either. She’ll always make sure that your doing okay and that your perfect no matter what. Shelby won’t let you down and if you think she is just here her out trust me she has more to say. Shelby also has a great sense of humor you kinda can’t have a conversation without smiling with her. And one last thing Shelby also is always open to trying new things but not really foods.

Guy: why are you smiling like that
Other Guy: I just got done talking to Shelby she was really cool.

by Shanbadi January 11, 2019

Shelby

Shelby is a girl who is very shy at first but once you get to know her she is super goofy. Shelby is also very beautiful, kind, funny, caring warm hearted, ect. She is a perfectionist everything has to be perfect or she thinks it isn’t good enough. She doesn’t have as much self confidence as she should because in reality she is amazing and I wouldn’t trade my Shelby for the worl.

I love you Shelby.

by Jade Craven April 16, 2019

Schelling

Where you give points to an argument without evidence seriously, and then do it again despite being proven wrong.

Person 1: “ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he says this with no evidence.

Group of people: “No its not” - proceeds to show evidence that Person 1 is wrong.

Person 1: “Nope ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he repeats his un-evidenced point despite being proven wrong by multiple people in the group, he is schelling.

by Bandit “main” June 20, 2020

Shelby

90% coffee, 8% chocolate and 2% sass. Obsessed with her pets, food and cars. Bit of a badass, so don't get on her bad side. Has a tendency to take on a motherly roll for those she decides are worthy of her friendship.

You mean much more to me than you know Shelby!!

by SAVAGETC509 June 25, 2021

Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

Shelby Firestone

the sexiest person alive

OH. MY. GOD. Shelby Firestone is SOOOOOOO sexy

by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022

Shela

Shela is everything, everywhere, all at once. The most beautifully complex being who, if you are fortunate enough for her universe to collide with yours, will birth entirely new dimensions you never knew existed. Shela can be described through limited vocabulary as pure love. Think of the duality of the yin-yang; the sun and moon, light and shadow, all equanimities and paradoxes in perfect balance, spiralling in an infinite helix of multi-dimensional expansion that the mere human brain cannot fathom, yet the concept loops upon itself with the most subtle simplicity manifested in her smile.

*Shela’s are perfectly paired with Kevin’s.

Person 1: “Whoa man… who is that stunner?!”

Person 2: “You mean that mind-blowing, body-shaking and soul-shattering woman? That’s Shela.”

by pkmendoza June 18, 2022