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Snorfing

The act of stealing and or rapidly consuming something that is not yours
Poop Steve: Hey! Where is my last snus pouch?

Fagpussytwatpoonfartlarkey: Oh, sorry man. I snorfed it

Poop Steve: You asshole! I thought i told you no snorfing!
by Fart Cam June 9, 2011
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Snorbicle

The mashing of the words "Snort" and "Cubicle".

It is what happens when you are at work (typically within a office-like setting, though not necessarily within a cubicle) and while browsing the internet you come across something that makes you laugh. However, due to the silent conditions you try to hold it back and it comes out as a snort. Your co-workers begin to look at you funny as you try to recover from the odd sound but also trying to enjoy the hilarity of the joke/picture/facebook post.

Also used as a subject line warning so you can brace yourself if sent by a friend.
"That picture of the lolz cats you sent me made me snorbicle, I'm lucky I still have a job"
by PinkFerJ September 2, 2011
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Sanford Factor

When nothing comes together and does not run smoothly during a crisis.
In order for the project to run smoothly we had to eliminate the Sanford Factor.
by The Wallert December 18, 2011
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snorfle

The sniffle you get from snorting drugs
Man, I've been blowing adderall off the back of a dirty toilet all day and caught a serious case of the snorfles.
by fuxupyo January 8, 2012
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snorfling

A sexual act whereby the male partner orally enjoys (and brings enjoyment to) the females partner's breasts, via licking, sucking, and nuzzling them with his mouth and face. Is oftentimes assisted by either/both partner's hands.

Especially applicable when the woman has larger breasts rather than smallish ones.

Typically characterized by female "on top" position, where her breasts are suspended over/pressed into, the man's face.
"Oh man, we got home, she took her top off, and I just started snorfling those huge things!..."
by Chester83 May 1, 2012
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snoork

verb; adj
1: to laugh-snort; to stifle a laugh that explodes from your nose; uncontrollable laugh response suppression that may result in a spray of spittle at another person, computer screen, cell phone
2: a snoork most often is a physical response to a writer's well written words of hilarity
3: a snoork may happen at a business meeting, funeral, lecture, or other event in which humor is not appropriate but inevitable because of awesomely bawdy friends
At the meeting, my coworker made me snoork when he muttered under his breath that the boss must have her thong on backwards because she was acting like a miserable hagtwat.
by @DeityDebauchery May 15, 2014
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snorf

Verb. To sniff something with such intensity it can be compared to snorting. Usually performed upon skin. By magicians.
Kat, stop snorfing that poor guy, you're going to scare him off.
by Vylan October 24, 2015
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